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Newslewtter of the Twerpwyck University College of Innovative Massage www.healingandlaw.com |
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Vol.3, No.1 ISSN 1041-827X January 2001 |
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WORKSHOP IN RHINOMASSAGE THERAPY (NOSE MASSAGE) |
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This is the first in a series of workshops that are designed to extract money from massage therapists. The workshops are sponsored by the Society to Enrich Massage Schools Owners (SEMSO). The workshop is sponsored by the Massage School Business Association (MSBA) Requirements: Any massage therapist who can afford to pay the $400.00 tuition is eligible to register. The workshop is designed to provide a broad and comprehensive introduction to rhinology, rhinomassology, and an in-depth, hands-on training in rhinomassage therapy. The workshop will be held in Hortense Effinger Hall, Conference Room 304 at the Bringham School of Rhinomassage Therapy in Archpot, Michigan. Massage Therapists who attend all sessions and pass the Practicum will receive six credits in Continuing Education from the American Association of Rhinomassage Therapists (AART). AART has approved this workshop as preparation for the National Certification Examination for Rhinomassage Therapy (NCERT). This examination is administered by the National Board for the Certification of Secular Massage Specialties (NBCSMS). Contraindications for nose massage NCERT has been adopted by the Board of Professional Occupations in the 42 states which regulate Rhinomassage Therapy. WORKSHOP SCHEDULE Saturday 8:30-9:00. Late registration 9:00-12:00. What is a nose? Five definitions You and you nose - get to know your nose Introduction to Rhinomassology Etymological origin of the English word "nose"The psychology and sociology of the nose Words used to designate "nose" in 47 languages The importance of the nose in 28 different cultures Thumbing your nose. An example of disrespect The importance of the nose in breathing Using the nose in nonverbal communicationThe rhinology of the rhinoceros Why some people are nosey A comparison of the noses of 12 presidents of the United States. Why pimples grow on noses Differences in the noses of democrats and republicans. The nose of the Mona Lisa Seasonal changes in size of the nose 1:00-5:00 The Holistic Nose. Its proper place in body, mind, and spirit The bones, muscles, nerves, and vascular system of the holistic nose The holistic noses of famous Greek statues The eccentric holistic nose Differences in adult male and female holistic noses Pathology of the nose The embryological origin and evolutionary development of the nose The ectoplasmic noses of famous holistic ghosts The physiology of breathing, smelling, and sneezing The anatomical location of the nose in man and other primates Noses of animals in 30,000-year-old cave art in Southern Spain Yoga for the holistic nose Some civil engineering aspects of the bridge of the nos e Nose reflexology for the Aquarian Age Sunday 9:00-12:00 Professional and Ethical Rhinomassology The noses of 50 famous people How to massage a nose with a deviated septum Nose massage in Babylonia and in the fifth dynasty of Upper Egypt Nasal meditation to relax the nose Uncommon and rare diseases of the nose Washing the nose in a hot shower Is Eskimo kissing nose massage?Is the nose a portal of entry for the AIDS virus? A comparison of the noses of Robin Hood, King Arthur, and Christopher Columbus Distinctive features of the noses of Egyptian and Peruvian mummies Proper use of the nose in sniffing snuff Sunday 1:00-4:00 Demonstrations on Workshop Participants who Volunteer Contraindications for nose massage Oiling the nose Effleurage of the bridge of the noseTapotement of the nose using the index fingers onlyPetrissaging the soft tissues surrounding the nose Nerve-stroking the nose - where to begin and where to end Rhinomassaging clients in chairs Infant rhinomassage Rhinomassaging clogged-up noses Doing rhinomassage blindfolded Rhinomassaging noses with blackheadsDoes rhinomassage alleviate nose stress? Sunday 4:00 - 5:00 Massaging the Artificial Nose A color slide/video lecture and demonstration of Nose Reflexology with live patients who have artificial noses by Prof. Throckmorton T. Littlingden, III, Ph.D., MD., Chairman of the Department of Plastic Surgery at Biglobie University Graduate School of Medicine, Fellow of the Institute of Plastic Surgery, and Diplomate of the International Academy for Prosthetic Nose Research. Sunday 7:00 - 9:00 Practicum in Rhinomassology Participants will get supervised hands-on practice in massaging their own noses and the noses of other participants. Please bring your noses to the Practicum. __________________ An edited 4-video cassette album of this workshop may be purchased for $200 from Rhinomassology Educators, Inc., P.O. Box 4508, Healthcliff Heights, CA 90753. |
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